You Can’t Sit With Us
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Bold. Cool. Exclusive.
You Can’t Sit With Us inspired by the iconic Mean Girls attitude, isn’t just a fragrance; it’s a rule. A scent that embodies power, confidence, and effortless cool, it’s made for the one who doesn’t follow trends, she sets them. With every spritz, it declares your spot at the top of the social food chain: untouchable, unforgettable, and utterly fetch.
It opens with sparkling bergamot and pink sea salt, a crisp, radiant duo that commands attention from the very first note. At the heart, crisp spearmint, cool cucumber, and a playful splash of orange liqueur swirl together, capturing that effortless, enviable energy of someone who just has it. Finally, agave syrup, matcha powder, and effervescent musk linger on the skin, creating a subtly sweet and sophisticated finish that’s as addictive as your favorite gossip.
With You Can’t Sit With Us, exclusivity isn’t spoken, it’s scented.
Fragrance Profile
Fragrance Family: Fresh
Scent Type: Bright Citrus + Cool Musk
Notes:
•Top: Sparkling Bergamot, Pink Sea Salt
•Middle: Crisp Spearmint, Cucumber, Orange Liqueur
•Base: Agave Syrup, Matcha Powder, Effervescent Musk
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