You’re not delusional—you’re main character scented.

Let’s be honest: traditional affirmations are cute... but they’re not always giving main character energy.

You don’t just want peace—you want power. You want drama. You want to smell like the softest chaos in a designer bottle.

So we made these chaotic affirmations to match your vibe—and your fragrance wardrobe.

I am the plot twist and the perfume-scented foreshadowing.

No one saw it coming. But they smelled it first.
Fragrance pairing: You, always.
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My aura is pink, sparkly, and slightly unhinged.

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This spicy-sweet glitter bomb of a scent proves being “too much” is just right.

I didn’t ask for attention. I spritzed for it.

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Creamy, elegant florals that practically demand compliments. You didn’t say a word. The perfume did.

If smelling expensive is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Fragrance pairing: Anything with sandalwood, amber, or unapologetic main character notes. Rich girl energy, bottled.

I attract abundance, good vibes, and people who ask what I’m wearing.

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Bright, joyful, and secretly magnetic. This one turns every sidewalk into a catwalk.

The nose knows I’m that girl.

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You don’t know what it is. You just know it smells expensive and mysterious. That’s the point.

I manifest with scented wrist flicks and zero shame.

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A warm, spiritual tea blend that says “I’ve done the inner work and I brought snacks.”

My inner peace smells like vanilla, chaos, and vengeance.

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Sweet on the surface. Dangerous underneath. Just like you.

I don’t chase. I waft.

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Airy, flirty, and just detached enough to stay iconic.

Reality can’t hold me. I smell like I’ve already escaped.

Shop Open Sky »
This is the scent of out-of-office replies and one-way tickets. Float away. No return flight necessary.

You don’t need to be grounded. You need to be legendary.
Spray with reckless optimism. Manifest with sparkle. Live like the fantasy is real—because if you smell like the main character, you are the main character.