A wicked little collection inspired by Mount Crumpit, stolen cookies, and hearts that don’t want to grow (but do anyway).

Welcome to the least cheerful holiday celebration in all of Whoville: which is exactly why it’s perfect.

High above the twinkling lights and roast beast feasts, winter hits different. It’s colder. Grumpier. Greener. And honestly? A vibe.

This month’s Scent Club box captures the full Grinchmas arc: the sass, the solitude, the snacks, the thaw. Four fragrances. Four moods. One slightly chaotic holiday journey.

LIP BALM
Warm Fuzzies (Ugh)
It’s warm. It’s gooey. It’s cheerful. He despises it. You’ll love it.
Steamy coffee. Drippy chocolate syrup. Marshmallows melting into vanilla cream. And a peppermint snap that feels like holiday spirit kicking the door in.
Notes: Coffee, Chocolate Syrup, Heavy Cream, Vanilla, Marshmallow, Peppermint

EVERYTHING OIL
Heart Glow
The moment his icy little chest does the thing. It’s Grinch glow up energy.
Grapefruit sparkles like an unexpected compliment. Pink pepper warms up. Nutmeg melts into glowing amber and oud.
The whole vibe shifts from “absolutely not” to “...fine, I guess this is nice.”
Notes: Grapefruit, Pink Pepper, Nutmeg, Amber, Oud

PERFUME OIL
You’re a Mean One
Perfect for: Scrooging around Whoville.
Lime sherbet and lemon hit first: sharp, sour, and delightfully petty. Neroli sneaks in like a soft emotion he’d never admit to having. Orange sugar crystals remind you there is sweetness in there somewhere… buried deep under sarcasm and side eye.
Notes: Lime Sherbet, Lemon, Pineapple, Neroli Blossom, Orange Sugar Crystals

PERFUME SPRAY
Mount Crumpit Cold Front
Ideal for introverting with style. The official fragrance of “I’m not coming down to Whoville today.”
Balsam and spruce freeze the air. Patchouli gets minty and mysterious. Cedarwood echoes off cave walls where no one asks about your holiday plans.
It’s crisp, smoky green solitude — in the best way.
Notes: Balsam, Spruce, Minty Patchouli, Cedarwood

BONUS: A Little Extra Sparkle From Me to You
Meet the Star He Didn’t Steal (Shockingly).
Brighten up your sleigh with the only star the Grinch didn’t snatch off the Whoville tree.
Every Who needs a little sparkle—yes, even you.
This star shaped diffuser turns your car into your own tiny Whoville, minus the noise and holiday crowds. Add a few drops of scent, close it tight, and let the fragrance shine brighter than a roast beast feast at sunset.

A gold star for your sleigh —because if you braved holiday parking… you REALLY earned it.

A Scent Club box for anyone who loves Christmas their way: a little spicy, a little snarky, a little sweet, and unapologetically extra.

Join the Scent Club. Which mood are you wearing first: Mean One, Fuzzy (against your will), Mountain Hermit, or Heart Growing Three Sizes? Happy Merry Grinchmas, you wicked little Who. 💚