These fragrances are unhinged, magnetic, and main character approved.

You don’t need a reality check—you need a signature scent and a little ✨spiritual audacity.✨

In this house, we’re not toning it down. We’re entering our Delulu Era with full glam, full scent trail, and affirmations that hit harder than your therapist’s notes app.

These chaotic affirmations aren’t here to heal your inner child. They’re here to remind her that she’s a literal icon, armed with perfume, playlist power, and perfectly manicured confidence.

So light a candle. Mist the air. Say these out loud. And remember: you don’t chase. You waft.

10 Chaotic Affirmations for Main Character Energy

I’m not over the top. I am the top.

Fragrance pairing: Firecracker Pop
Red cherry + vanilla = explosive energy that smells like main character fireworks.

I set boundaries... and they smell amazing.

Fragrance pairing: Smoke + Mirrors
Smoky and mysterious—like “no” in fragrance form.

I’m not high maintenance. I’m just the standard.

Fragrance pairing: Crystal
Clean, soft, addictive. The scent equivalent of a 12-step skincare routine and a raised brow.

I came. I saw. I oversprayed.

Fragrance pairing: Volcano
A bold citrus blast with tropical attitude. One spritz says “icon.” Two says “move.”

My credit card is shaking, but my aura is thriving.

Fragrance pairing: Sugar Daddy
Soft, sweet, and smells like designer bags and no consequences.

Delusional? No. Spiritually aligned with my fantasy.

Fragrance pairing: Unicorn Tears
Whimsical and weird in the best way. Smells like manifesting from your Pinterest board.

I don’t settle. I summon.

Fragrance pairing: Royal Elixir
Regal and rich. You don’t ask. You command. With scent.

I’m not indecisive—I’m multiverse-curious.

Fragrance pairing: Creamy Cloud
Dreamy, weird, and dimension-jumping. Smells like six storylines and one amazing outfit.

Protect your peace. Spray your aura.

Fragrance pairing: 444
Clean, crisp, and spiritually protected. No negativity allowed.

I’m the sweet one... until I’m not.

Fragrance pairing: Cherry Blaze
Juicy. Loud. Sweet with a twist. Like a lollipop that bites back.

Bonus Spritz: Revisit the Originals

Want more unhinged affirmations with perfectly matched scents? Don’t miss the first round of Delulu declarations featuring: 

• Pink Diamond: “My aura is pink, sparkly, and slightly unhinged.”

• White Flowers: “I didn’t ask for attention. I spritzed for it.”

• Naked Vanilla: “My inner peace smells like vanilla, chaos, and vengeance.”

• Read the full first post here »

Say It With Your Scent

You're not lost—you’re just scent-led.
Affirm it. Spray it. Believe it. These chaotic affirmations aren't about toxic positivity. They're about radical, perfume-powered confidence. So if you’re manifesting through delusion, you’re doing it right.